Parental Advisory: Fox News
I didn’t realize I had such a potty-mouth. Now that Avery has arrived, I’m noticing how much I have to catch myself mid-sentence.
Before parenthood, I’d regularly scream obscenities at the television while watching Fox News.
“Why the **** is Al Sharpton standing behind Hillary Clinton on the campaign trail?”
“What the **** do you mean Obama isn’t ‘black enough’? The **** is that supposed to mean, anyway?”
You get the idea.
Needless to say, I don’t want Avery’s first word to be the F-bomb, so I’m abstaining from watching Fox News until I can learn how to conduct myself with a little more restraint.
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Added to my do list:
- Yoga
- Exercise
- Meditation
- Watching Fox News after work
Removed from my do list:
Tags: peace