Meet Baby Jones

I didn’t realize I had such a potty-mouth. Now that Avery has arrived, I’m noticing how much I have to catch myself mid-sentence.

Before parenthood, I’d regularly scream obscenities at the television while watching Fox News.

“Why the **** is Al Sharpton standing behind Hillary Clinton on the campaign trail?”

“What the **** do you mean Obama isn’t ‘black enough’? The **** is that supposed to mean, anyway?”

You get the idea.

Needless to say, I don’t want Avery’s first word to be the F-bomb, so I’m abstaining from watching Fox News until I can learn how to conduct myself with a little more restraint.

Added to my do list:
• Yoga
• Exercise
• Meditation

Removed from my do list:

• Watching Fox News after work